December 2010
2 posts
The shit you over hear:
“I know someone that lives with her baby’s daddy and another one of his baby’s mothers. The two woman are sisters”
-Some woman who knows some sick sad people
November 2010
1 post
She can heal you with the tip of her tongue and shes eating children like the wolves eat their young…
September 2010
5 posts
Rain makes corn. Corn makes whiskey. Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky…
Happy Birthday to Ed Reed, Ludacris and Me!!!! Haha
Well if we take all these things and we bury them fast and we pray that they turn to seeds, to roots and then grass it’d be alright….
Her lips, her lips I could kiss them all day if she’d let me
Its something I should’ve expected, but didn’t…
August 2010
6 posts
You are my song, and you are where I want to be
Amazing night!!!
Ravens look like an elite team →
Dont let me lose you Im not trying to confuse you when I let loose with this uzi and just shoot straight through your izuzu
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
3 more months or 14 weeks from tomorrow is the big ol’ 21st Bday. Alcohol posioning, bar fights and tabs as big as my checks here I come!!
“Shes covered in fingerprints from”
– “Shes covered in fingerprints from her lips to her hips. All I wanted was one more kiss…”
-Hit The Lights
Lol I miss high school
“You make me feel like”
– “You make me feel like I’m a whore… Like Im the one thats there to bore you now…”
-Seether
I have the most ridiculous neighbors…
May 2010
1 post
So they say in heaven theres no husbands and wives. On the day that I go up they’ll be completely out of forgiveness supplies…
January 2010
18 posts
I don't give a fuck..
if 80% of my posts are related to Brand New. They kick more ass than you’re favorite band!
“So we just hurry up, only to wait
Add to the list of all the places we hate.
I...”
– Brand New
“The brain should have an off switch…”
– Kaytizzle
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DONT SPEAK!!!!
Restless and full of poison. Shattered by a sea of dialogue. Rabid speech, like dogs with teeth. Words like a beggar. That don’t speak, that don’t speak. Crouched and bent out of shape.
“It’s girls like you that make me think I’m better off home on a...”
– Brand (FUCKING) New
“I love Ed Reed almost as much as I love Ray Rice. And I love Ray Rice almost as...”
– Amelia from the 98 Rock Morning Show
The closest thing we had to royalty, A chance to break our parents’ patterns. We chose to keep our teenage tragedy, In lieu of a romantic palace. Play tender like a new born baby would. Play tender ‘til the night is over. I’m leaving you to nurture cherished wounds, And care for it just like your lover, yeah. -Brand New
L.O.V.E.
is just another word I never learned to pronounce.
“I’m an equal opportunity womanizer..”
– Phillip and his drunken conversation
“Happy New Year! The year of “why not?”
– Lexi
December 2009
12 posts
“Now what you’ve done here is put yourself between a bullet and a target...”
– Citizen Cope
Will's Dictionary:
Awe·some (Aw - sum) adj. 1. Inspiring awe, 2. Expressing awe, 3. You
I’m so grateful for the friends I have. This Holiday would have been horrible if it werent for some of you. I love you guys. I’m not the richest, or the coolest guy that ever lived and probably never will be. But I’m 110% positive I have the best friends that any guy like me could ever dream of having, so that makes me the luckiest guy thats ever lived!
“Teacher says “Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings”
– Its A Wonderful Life
“Oh the weather outside is weather…”
– Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshell
My Problems > Your Problems
So when you think everything is going wrong for you, just think of me. Trust me, I’m worse off. So be happy knowing you’re not me :)
F*M*L
Ready to pack my bags and move to Arizona… AGAIN! Oh wait, don’t have a job, therefore I don’t have the money to move or go anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My life is awesome! :) :) :) :) :) :)
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die...
Dave Matthews Band
Top 5 Things I Hate:
1. The Pittsburgh Steelers
2. The New England Patriots
3. Mornings
4. Traffic
5. Dumb People
“Math time…”
– Me Her = :(
You Him = :(
Me - You = :(
Me You / Him = :(
Me You - Him = :)
:) > :(
Understand?
“Pardon me while I burst into flames, I’ve had enough of the world and...”
– Incubus